A clinic advertised that they could renew your fading sex life by replacing your worn-out parts with monkey parts. So this old geezer and his wife decided to give it a try.

And they were thrilled with the results... until they got the bill.

"See here," says the old geezer to the doctor, "the bill for my surgery was $200. But for my wife, it was $2000. What makes hers so much more expensive?"

"Well," says the doctor, "you only needed a few monkey parts. But your wife, she needed a whole new monkey."

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Maybe I used too many monkeys...