A clinic advertised that they could renew your fading sex life by
replacing your worn-out parts with monkey parts. So this old geezer and his
wife decided to give it a try.
And they were thrilled with the results... until they got the bill. "See here," says the old geezer to the doctor, "the bill for my surgery was $200. But for my wife, it was $2000. What makes hers so much more expensive?" "Well," says the doctor, "you only needed a few monkey parts. But your wife, she needed a whole new monkey." |
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